I almost got the cops called on me today..

For breaking into my own apartment.

So basically, my apartment sucks ass. And my AC doesnt work which is why Im staying @ Michaels...

Well I was having one of those days where just.. everything goes wrong. I woke up @9:30.. went to plug my dead blackberry into my car charger in my car... go bcak out around 11am and I realize that despite being plugged in, my blackberry is still dead.

The only thing I can think of is that it was too damn hot in my car for the battery to charge. So I got in my car, drove all the way to Washington to my Apartment to get my wall charger and my extra battery, and when I get there... I cant get into my apartment.

At first I thought someone had changed the locks on my door because I havent been there for like 2 days.. but I just didnt see that happening, so my landlords tell me its because its so damn humid that everyone's doors are sticking.. and since my AC doesnt work it's like a sauna in my apartment..

So I'm like... slamming myself into my door... all decked out in pajama pants and a sox t-shirt with my hair piled on top of my head.. I look like complete white trash... and I'm not the strongest girl in the world.. and definetly not big enough to be trying to open a door...so im litearlly chuck norissing my door trying to bang it in.

My neighbors (who after 2 months, I still hadnt met up until this pt) come out and are like "uhm can i help you?"

So im standing there, sweating, all 5'2" of me trying to break down this big ass door thats stuck from humidity.. and im like "uhm my door wont open"

So the guy looks into his Apt and goes "do we need to call the cops?"

Im lk.. wtf?

So im trying to prove to them that I actually DO live in that apartment.. not working... so the guy walks back inside and i just book it down the stairs, run to my car.. and say fuck it.

Well the good news is.. at least I know if someone were REALLY trying to break into my apt that my white trash neighbors would call the cops.... and the bad news is... I still cant get into my fucking apartment... so my blackberry only has 2 bars.. and I cant plug it into my car charger unless the AC is on because it gets too hot and the battery wont charge. LOVELY.

Michael's dog keeps trying to eat my hair.