Lou Pinella is down at US Cellular to get some tips from Ozzie GuillenPinella asks "Ozzie, your team always looked sharp and alert in 2005. How did you keep them on they're toes during all those long playoff games?"
Guillen replies "I like to ask them hard questions while they train or play. So they know they must be concentrating at all times."
Guillen calls over Mark Buehrle. "Mark, got a question for you. I'm you're fathers son, but i'm not your brother. Who am i?". Buerhle replies "Thats easy boss, the answer is me". "Good job Buehrle" and Buehrle goes back to warming up.
The next day, Pinella is back at Wrigley. He calls over Carlos Zambrano."Big Z, i got a question for you. I'm you're fathers son, but i'm not your brother. Who am i? Zambrano looks puzzled "Eeehhhh i dunno. Can i get back to you on that one boss, its quite tricky".
Zambrano jogs over to teammate Derrick Lee and asks the question to him. Lee tells him "The answer is me".
After training Zambrano goes up to Pinella with the answer. "Lou, i know the answer now. The answer is Derrick Lee"
Pinella looks annoyed "Dang Gummit Carlos, you're wrong. The answer is Mark Buehrle!!"
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